Won't You Try My Jam?
“Won’t you try my jam?”
“Urp.”“Won’t you try my jam?”“
“Eeuhhhhhh.”“Won’t you try my jam?”
“Blorb.”Click image below to biggerify.
Poor Dorie Greenspan, jam and stomach ache maker.
Anizo 100% Reality Mind
“Anizo 100% Reality Mind.” What this means, I have no idea. A friend found it living in a vending machine on the street in China and brought it back to Boston for me. The one-inch tall yellow plastic guy (I think it’s a he) has a smile, a blue tear, a pair of hand holes, a growth atop his head pierced clean through, and, on his backside, a man getting squeezed between two lines that I hope do not represent butt cheeks. The warning printed on the paper insert commands, “Do not use as lifeguard equipment.” Anizo and I, we’re inseparable. Anizo 100% Reality Mind!
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