What Costs As Much As A Plane Ticket To Ireland This Summer, Maybe More?

1. Pet care for the cat and dog while you’re away


2. Renting a place for you, the human, to sleep while in Ireland


3. Taking vacation time off, unpaid


4. Repairing your pick-up, which breaks down the week before


5. Parking your pick-up near Boston Logan airport, to just sit there the entire time, plus buying a TomTom map of Ireland, except they don’t sell a map of Ireland so you gotta buy the entire Great Britain map to get at Ireland


6. Renting the smallest car found in Ireland, essentially a motorcycle with a hood up top, plus car insurance because it’s not covered by U.S. auto insurance and no one can satisfactorily explain why (are sheep driving while texting?)


7. Buying any amount of euros with U.S. dollars


8. Vacationing with someone who complains non-stop about how expensive everything is


9. All of the above

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Matthew 18:3
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Psalms
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Luke
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