How Is Small & Big Exactly Like Twitter?

Twit and bird   Twitbird

We were both born in August of 2006, that's how. Astrologically, we're Leos. Growl! Also, we both have seven or more fans and/or followers. Here's a posting from our very first day: On The Job Joke, An Honest For-True Story. Such youth and innocence. That was before we moved on to bigger fish, like spoons and flies, and before the awards.

Ah, birthdays. Remember Small & Big's second birthday in 2008? Hah ha! What a blast. The artisans are still crafting replacement furnishings for the manse. I have since moved on to larger accommodations, but the memories are dear. Especially the hangover one. So, be sure to follow me at plfrederick on Twitter; and Tweeters, when you're on Twitter, but not Twotter or Twutter, come visit Twitter's twin, Small & Big. You can even bookmark smallandbig.blogspot.com, but hurry, while they still make bookmarks. And books.

Comments

Bill White said…
Happy Anniversary to one of my favorite blogs!
September 05, 2009
ImageLuv Funny said…
I love to read about the birthday bashes and congrats, as small and big has really improved over the years.
September 06, 2009
P.L. Frederick said…
Muchos thank you, dears. Please help yourself to caviar and truffles. But let the servants hand serve you, so as not to soil your vintage coolots. My, those are darling. Afterwards, meet me in the platinum swimming pool for a dip, the 24K one's in the shop.
September 06, 2009
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